Morning thoughts
Previously posted 7/2/16
Sunday Night
9:30pm.
They better call an ambulance, I'm going to kill this week.
My lunch is packed, my car is ready for the commute and I just spent the last half hour downloading inspirational podcasts that I am going to relish in the morning.
Coffee maker is set. I'm going to start drinking my coffee black tomorrow, because it's healthy. I pre-made a healthy breakfast, time to get that body back.
NOTE: I never had this body.
Bring it Monday. Bring it.
Monday Morning
3:50 am.
Cruel, cruel, world.
3:51 am.
I can't find my pants. Or underwear. Why did I leave the blinds in the rest of the house open? Are the neighbors up? Do I really have to army crawl to find my pants?
3:53 am.
Yes. That's dog shit on my foot.
3:57 am.
They can take beer and whiskey from me but if they ever took coffee from me I would seriously go Braveheart on them. And hell no I'm not drinking this stuff black.
FREEDOM!
4:05 am.
There is little that goes on during this time but slamming coffee and looking at Facebook.
4:10 am.
Who the fuck decided blueberries, oatmeal and turkey bacon was healthy? Where's the cake the wife made?
4:12 am.
Who hides cake in the microwave? My wife.
4:13 am.
Hell yes.
4:18 am.
This is the part of the day where I eat with the dogs on the porch. I always envisioned this as a peaceful time, waiting for dawn to erupt beneath the surface of the tree line.
Our dogs Molly, Leah and Potato would sit faithfully beside me; honoring the sacrifices I had made to give them a good home and a happy mutt life.
Yes we have 3 dogs. And yes, it's fine. Seriously it's fine. It's fine...
It is usually like this though.
Thank God I don't have human kids.
4:30 am.
My wife wakes up to say good bye before going back to sleep. She is always a bundle of joy. Unfortunately she does not always remember this part of the day.
There are so many wonderful things I want to say back. But usually it just comes out like this.
4:32 am.
4:33 am.
4:33:05 am.
4:33:10 am.
4:33:11 am.
4:35 am.
I pack my things, load the car, look for lost keys...
4:50 am.
My commute is 45 miles or so. For this reason when I moved to Portland and took this job I had to trade in something that was very dear to me: my truck. I bought a fuel efficient vehicle, one that I used to make fun of before. For those of you that have been living under a rock and do not know what a Prius looks like I am sure you have passed one before. They look like this on the road:
You can recognize me on the road in mine. How? It is the only Prius on the I-5 corridor that does not have a coexist sticker.
4:53 am.
I have switched the podcast off I had downloaded. I cannot take the rays of positivity at this hour. I switch to NPR and prepare to be informed in other ways.
4:53:30 am.
4:54 am.
THE END. Well actually the beginning of the week but the end of this blog.